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Saturday, May 22nd, 2004
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4:39 pm - my space
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| Sunday, February 22nd, 2004
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11:27 am
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| Saturday, February 14th, 2004
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8:12 pm - Jessie n' Gack
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| Sunday, January 11th, 2004
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5:21 pm - stupid quiz deal no lj cut, mofos!
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Name: Jessie
Nicknames: Jessie Sparkgrrl, Jessie S. Eye Scream, J-Shmoo, Bitchface, etc...
Birthplace: New Orleans, LA
Current location: Satantonio, TX
Eye color: Runny-Shit Brown
Hair color: Black currently, soon with green streaks
Height: 5'6
Righty or Lefty: Righty
Innie or Outtie: Innie
Zodiac Sign: on the border between Scorpio and Sagitarrius
Current mood: anxious
Current hair: long, layered, "shattered" looking
Current annoyance: Aaron at school, people in general
Current smell: man's deodorant
Current thing you ought to be doing: having crazy sex
Current desktop picture: Keres' desktop is some car pic
Current favorite groups: Skinny Puppy, Boxcar Satan, Swans, Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds, Oh Beast!
Current car(s): crappy Ford Escort
Layer Two: DESCRIBE
Your race: Mixed Breed : German, Irish, Cajun, Hispanic
The shoes you wore today: old boots that are falling apart
Your weakness: curvy girls, whiskey, jumbalya
Your fears: clowns
Your perfect pizza: Ice Cream pizza at dairy queen
Goal you'd like to achieve: to have my noise heard by the masses of bums and drunkards in the country
Your first car: idealy the Lotust Elise or TVR Tuscan/ both with mystic green/blue paint jobs
Your first girlfriend: just want meaningless sex from the ladies
Your first Boyfriend: Chris P. in 9th grade, the strangest boy in school, broke up when I returned from vacation and remained buds ever since
Layer Three: TELL
Your most overused phrase on AIM/AOL/ICQ: don't usually talk on the IM
Your thoughts first waking up: god damn it, I'm gonna shoot the neighboor's dog
Your best physical feature: my bumped nose
Your bedtime: weekdays, around 10:30 after Family Guy and Simpsons, gotta get up for school...weekends, that all depends .. from 1 AM- 5 AM
Your greatest accomplishment(s): working with some fabulous musicians.. Meg Lee Chin, Pigface, Boxcar Satan, The Starkweathers...landing the perfect man, my keres-cake
Your most missed memory: I don't really miss anything
Your most hated cliche: ya gotta be stick thin to be sexy, gimmie curves over bones anyday
Your favorite new TV show: New Season of the Chapelle Show
Who rules: Homer Simpson
Layer Four: YOU PREFER
Pepsi or Coke: coke
McDonald's or Burger King: McDonald's
Single or Group Dates: Single
Adidas or Nike: neither
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: no tea...blech!
Chocolate or vanilla: chocolate..no no..dark chocolate...::drool::
Cappuccino or coffee: coffee
Mac or PC: PC
Rent-a-movie or theatre night: Rent a movie
Spring or Fall: Fall
Religion or spirituality: both and neither
Layer Five: DO YOU
Smoke: sometimes, more often I toke
Cuss: like a drunken sailor
Sing well: sure
Take a shower everyday: twice a day
Have a crush(es): yup
Do you think you've been in love: currently
Want to go to college: Im in beauty college, that's SOME form of college
Want to get married: eventually
Believe in yourself: enough
Get motion sickness: sometimes
Think you're attractive: eh, I'm strange looking
Think you're a health freak: haha, no way..gotta have my ice cream everyday
Get along with your parents: not with dad, but mom and I are kosher
Like thunderstorms: sure
Play an instrument: I can play any instrument you give me, to an extent, but specially voice, guitar, keyboard
Layer Six: PAST MONTH HAVE YOU
Drank alcohol: last night for christ's sake
Smoked: yup
Done a drug: last night, smoked some reefer
Gone on a date: sure
Gone to the mall: to Northstar to get urban decay eyeshadow (Vert) from Sephora
Eaten an entire box of Oreos: nah
Eaten sushi: YES! Tokyo STeak House and Sushi Bar....Spider Rolls, Octopus, philadelphia Roll...good shit
Been on stage: hell, it's where I'm most comfortable..a couple times this past month
Been dumped: no not this month
Gone skating: nope
Gone skinny-dipping: nope
Dyed your hair: all the damn time
Stolen anything: Yes
Layer Seven: HAVE YOU EVER
Played a game that required the removal of clothing: sure
Been trashed or extremely intoxicated: never!
Been caught "doing something": uh, sure
Been called a tease: never, I give it up, god damn it
Gotten beaten up: ha, no way
Beaten anyone up: sure
Been shot or stabbed? nope, came close though
Deliberately ended the life of a living thing? well, this kitten was trying to fuck with my dog, Mojo...and I didn't do anything to stop him from trying to end it's life...stupid cat...he walked right through the chain link into our yard where my hungry Mojo was snarling at it at the end of his chain..it was too stupid to live
Shoplifted: sure
Changed who you were to fit in: nope
Been in genuine mortal peril? a few times
Broken a bone? right ankle from jumping in place on a new years eve.....broke it in 6 places
Learned to drive stick? no
Layer Eight: OPPOSITE SEX
Best eye color: light brown, green, striped
Best hair color: shit colored
Short or long hair: either
Best height: 3'2"
Best weight/body type: Not bone skinny
Best articles of clothing: boots, ratty t shirts, loose pants
Best first date location: the moon
Best first kiss location: boys bathroom at tacoland
Layer Nine: NUMBER OF
Girls I have kissed in my life: eek! maybe 4 or 5
Girls I have made out with: 2 maybe
Girlfriends I've had: none
Boys I have kissed: a bunch
Boys I have made out with: a bunch
Boyfriends I've had: serious boyfriends? 2
Drugs taken illegally: 8 or so..
People I could trust with my life: 1
Piercings: trendy navel ring, wanna get the nipples pierced
Tattoos: faerie with a whip on my lower left tummy, want our bearded dragon, Gack on my right bicept, and an alligator on my lower back
Times my name has appeared in the newspaper: a couple
Scars on my body: mountain bike scars on my knees and elbows
Layer Ten: THE FUTURE
Age you hope to be married: 25-35
Numbers and names of children: no kids, lots of reptiles
Describe your dream wedding: anything strange and musical
How do you want to die: in a memorable way, like being made into a marinaded steak by a long time, particular mortal enemy...
What do you want to be when you grow up: fulfilled
What country would you most like to visit: all of em
What fantastic device needs to be invented now now now? instant lazer disintegrator gun, for those lousy pieces of shit drivers that piss me off
current mood:  anxious
current music: Rasputina- Signs of the Zodiac
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| Sunday, December 21st, 2003
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12:45 pm
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the show last night kicked so much ass! I don't really remember a whole lot from it, but I know I talked to some damn interesting people and Boxcar and Oh Beast! put one hell of a show! Spider Mike tried to explain to keres and I that if he ate alligator tail (which I was very opposed to cause I love the reptiles) he would be rock hard for days and be able to do sinful things to me, or something. I don't know, he was one crazy asshole. I gotta see Double Clutch next time they play so I can throw shit at that bastard! My sweetie and singing mate, Suzy Bravo (who I sang with on Drunk on the Blood of the Lamb) was there and we had in fact exchanged identities, her new black hair looks amazing, I just wish I could have spent more time with her. And Patrick's hot girlfriend, didn't show up, which I was very disspointed about. Eh well, there's always next time to lay the shmack down. A good time was had by all, even keres. We got to eat sushi begore we went to tacoland, and the lil cute, old asian lady, Dau, invited keres and I to her Buddhist Temple for dinner. Well, waiting for taco bell, so I must go. Hope everyone has a noggy great x-mas
luv,
jessie-sparkgrrl
current mood:  chipper
current music: Oh Beast!- alligator woman
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| Sunday, December 14th, 2003
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1:41 pm
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Boxcar Satan with Oh Beast! at Tacoland on Saturday, Dec. 20th. EVerybody go, booze up
luv,
jessie-sparkgrrl
current mood:  full
current music: old Delta Blues
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| Sunday, November 23rd, 2003
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10:04 am - surveys and shit
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last cigarette: two weekends ago
last kiss: last night
last cry: Last week when I spent some time with my father
last library book: jesus christ, I havent checked out a book in years!
last movie seen in a theatre: Texas CHainsaw Massacre, which I gotta say, I loved.
last book read: The Zodiac KIller (u know, one of those true crime books)
last cuss word uttered: whore-ish
last beverage drank: whiskey and coke
last food consumed: birthday cake!
last phone call: Patrick Sane
last tv show watched: Family Guy
last time showered: last night
last shoes worn: clunky, falling apart boots
last cd played: Coldplay- A Rush of Blood to the Head
last item bought: Blackberry Merlot
last soda drank: coke
last thing written: an email to my cousin in N'awlins
last key used: piano key
last words spoken: "I'm gonna go check my email."
last sleep: just woke up an hour ago
last IM: my cousin Brian
last sexual fantasy: Patrick Sane's girlfriend
last ice cream eaten: Blue Bell chocolate crunch bars
last time wanting to die: about a year ago
last lipstick: Nyx- Snow White Red
last time dancing: last night in the car on the way home from the lake
last show attended: Boxcar Satan at Tacoland
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10 bands I've been listening to lately:
01: Coldplay
02: PJ Harvey
03: Rasputina
04: Boxcar Satan
05: Portishead
06: Johnny Cash
07: Massive Attack
08: Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds
09: Ohgr
10: Ashtrayhead
9 things I look forward to:
01: starting beauty school on the 1st
02: building a doghouse for my Mojo puppy
03: getting the rest of my tattoos (alligator on my right bicept, tattered gargoyle wings on my back, Spidah the tarantula on my thigh or lower back, Gack the bearded dragon on my left bicept, more and more creatures!)
04: eating the rest of my birthday cake
05: going to pay Patrick Sane a visit today
06: getting the rest of my birthday money from family members
07: putting together a Starkweathers album
08: getting my hair cut and dyed for 15 bucks at toni and guy
09: my allergies subsiding
8 things I like to wear:
01: worn, 6th grade jeans...sooo comfy cozy
02: ripped up pantyhose
03: corsets
04: stiletto heels
05: gobs and gobs of make up
06: my silver lizard ring that keres gave me
07: comfy t-shirts
08: boots
07 things that annoy me:
01: the neighboor's dog getting into my yard and barking all night at my fucking window....stupid dog..
02: car movies (aka: 2 Fast 2 Furious)
03: weak girls
04: windblown hair fucking up my lipstick and leaving little "whippy" marks all over my face
05: conceit
06: my current family situation
07: reality dating shows (aka: blind date, elimidate, etc.)
06 Things I love:
01: my keres
02: Gack the bearded dragon
03: my puppies
04: ice cream
05: making my music, performing my music, and collaborating on my music with my talented musician buds
06: whiskey and gin
05 things I do everyday:
01: work out
02: play with my creatures
03: write music
04: deal with ghetto idiots
05: talk to my grandpa
04 people I want to spend more time with:
01: Patrick, Sanford and Ken (my musician friends)
02: My grandpa
03: Keres
04: Keith and Caleen
03 Movies I could watch over and over again:
01: The Boondock Saints
02: Ginger Snaps
03: Tombstone
02 of my favorite songs at the moment:
01: Radiohead- Idioteque
02: Ritalin- Reuptake
1 thing I can't wait to do:
01: do some studio work and put together the Starkweathers album all by myself
current mood:  creative
current music: Pain Teens
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| Saturday, November 22nd, 2003
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12:35 pm - Happy Birthday to me!
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Yup, it's my b-day today and I'm having a great fucking day. My keres bought me a sterling silver, lizard ring that's absolutely gorgeous! And we finally got our bearded dragon!! His name is Gack and he's gonna be fed like a king so he will grow to be 200 feet long. I'm getting two cakes, one from my keres and one from my mom. Tonight is gonna kick ass as well. Birthdays kick ass! Anyhoo, the latest Boxcar Satan cd , Upstanding and Indigent has finally been released! It's their best album yet and of course, I sing back up on the song, "Drunk on Blood of the Lamb". Check em out and buy the cd! For more Boxcar Satan shiat, go to the message board at www.the-funhouse.com. There's always interesting conversation going on. Time for me to run away and play with the beardie. Pigface at Sin 13 next week! Should be a good show since certain no talent assholes won't be with em this time. I hope to see some of my old buds at the show.
current mood:  bouncy
current music: Boxcar Satan- Better Now
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| Friday, October 31st, 2003
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6:29 pm - Spooky
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Happy Halloween bitches! Eat lots of candy and be scary
luv,
jessie-sparkgrrl
current mood:  mischievous
current music: Family Guy Theme
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| Sunday, October 19th, 2003
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11:59 am - i hate the dentist
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So I have to get $2200 dollars worth of dental work done. They're gonna split it up within two weeks starting this Wednesday. I'm not looking foreward to this. In fact, I'd much rather my teeth just rot out of my face and just get some pearly white dentures or something. ick. My friend who's a colorist at Toni and Guy is gonna do my hair rose colored red for model night at the salon. That aught to be fun right before my jolly dentist appointment. ::sigh:: cest la vie. I had a marvelous weekend though with my lover boy. :-) I think it's amazing that after three fucking years, the passion in our relationship never stops progressing. Well, I guess that's all I have to say rihgt now. Goin' off to get some quarter pounders with cheese. I'll post pics of the new hair when I come out of my pain killer induced coma
luv,
jessie-sparkgrrl
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| Tuesday, October 14th, 2003
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3:28 pm - setch is an icon mastah!
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Thank you, Setch for the grand, wonderful icons! Come visit me and we'll go out for martinis and ice cream. I love ya, boy
current mood:  high
current music: neron talking
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| Tuesday, October 7th, 2003
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3:43 pm - there's some anonymous cunt rag
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who's postin' on the ol' livejournal. I WOULD block the anonymous poster or poster(s) but it's just so damn entertaining and heartwarming when people defend my honor. (especially when I don't have any) ::winkwink:: So, I guess what I'm trying to say in this post is, bring it on, motha fuckas! Every Jessie bash brings a smile to my face....and my nose which desperately is in need of some plastic surgery.
thank you
luv,
jessie-sparkgrrl
current mood: amused
current music: DeVision- Hands on my Skin
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| Sunday, October 5th, 2003
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1:22 pm - this past weekend
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I had a kick ass time! Friday I got to hang with my friend, David. It's always nice to deal with someone just as cynical and strange as I. I also got to meet Jennay which was a pleasure in itself...she puts that mofo, David in his place! Then I went to the lake with my keres as usual where we got trashed, watched Desperate Measures, and overall had a rousin' good time. Then Saturday was porn and yummy food night. Today is just gonna be relaxing and romantic. I love that wonderful man o' mine. :-) Just saw some photos from Rose and Billy's wedding. Rose and Billy, I wish I could have been there, you two looked completely stunning as usual. It's so good to know things are going well with the two of you. I miss you both and am so happy u have made such a beautiful life for yourselves. Anyhoo, keres is home with the chili so I gotta go!
luv,
jessie-sparkgrrl
current mood: chipper
current music: Echoes of Sound
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| Sunday, September 28th, 2003
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2:35 pm
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if you think your little pathetic remarks do anything but amuse the fuck outa me, than you're extremely deluded.
current mood: amused
current music: Radiohead- Everything in it's right place
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| Saturday, September 27th, 2003
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8:18 pm
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I'm ready for chinese food and gin.
current mood:  recumbent
current music: the sound of sniffling and congestion...mm mm good!
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7:36 pm - stolen from the great and powerful Setch-habeeb
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Imagine this scenario... you're given a revolver with six bullets, and dropped off in a magical, theoretical land where all movie, television and music stars live together. Writers too, what the hell? Assuming you're a good shot, which six celebrities would you murder for the grief they've caused you by their very existence? Dead celebrities are fair game as well, if you really hate John Wayne that much, feel free to ressurect him only to kill him all over again. Also, P. Diddy is a freebie, don't bother adding him.
1. Carrot Top
2. J-Lo
3. Avril Lavigne
4. Lucille Ball
5. Paris Hilton
6. anyone and everyone appearing on an MTV reality show
Okay, same scenario as before, except this time you're given six condoms (because we're all about safe sex in this day and age) and six six-packs of the beer of your choice. Which six celebrities do you seek out and have hot, sweaty, drunk, monkey-sex with?
1. Johnny Depp dressed as Captain Jack Sparrow .... mmmmmmm
2. Jennifer Tilly
3. PJ Harvey
4. Chris Martin
5. both of the Boondock Saints at once HOOHAH!
6. Gina Gershon
Uh-oh! Your three-hour tour has gone awry, and you're shipwrecked on an uncharted desert isle! Fortunately, your six favourite people are with you. Who's on your island, and which of your crew most resembles which member of the Gilligan's Island castaway crew?
1. David would be the professor
2. Andrea would be Ginger
3. Colleen would be Mary-Anne
4. Keith would be Gilligan
5. all the Boxcar Satan boys would be the skipper (which leads to much drunkeness and debauchery) Patrick's upper nazi body would be the torso, Ken would be the left leg, and Sanford would be his hat
6. Keres would be Mr. Howell, Charley the mountain man would be lovey, and I'd be the island love slave
Alas! Your brilliant and inspiring life has come to an abrupt end, possibly resulting from your attempt to gun down P. Diddy while he was packin' heat. But fortunately, here you have listed the six songs that you want your musically talented, yet grieving, surviving loved ones to sing for you at your funeral.
1. Drunk on the Blood of the Lamb
2. Springtime for Hitler
3. Stagger Lee
4. Death is Not the End
5. Spies
6. Muhammed My Friend
Did you know that before Moby will play any concerts at any venue, he demands to be supplied with no less than ten pairs of white cotton boxer shorts (what he does with ten pairs is anyone's guess, perhaps that vegan diet of his is bad on the intestines)? And that Trent Reznor demands two boxes of cornstarch, along with a full assortment of fruits and vegetables for his juicer? Or that Christina Aguilera can't perform without a box of Flintstone's Chewable Vitamins with Extra C? What would YOUR six top Backstage Diva Demands be?
1. a small pack of viscious crocodiles
2. 10 funny looking hats in a box made entirely out of saltwater taffy
3. 50 gallons of cookie dough ice cream
4. lots and lots of reddi whip
5. some sculpey in various colors
6. a phat spliff or 40
And since it's never good to end things on a positive note, consider this... You know when you just hate something so much it makes you want to shit? List six non-food items or concepts that tend to give you the runs.
1. the American Government
2. random people
3. the Portugese Government
4. shitty drivers
5. conceit
6. eating disorders
current mood:  quixotic
current music: Outkast- Hey Ya
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| Friday, September 19th, 2003
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3:58 pm
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| jessiesparkgrrlium is a cloudy, frangible scarlet solid derived from the liver of a platypus. | | Yet another fun meme brought to you by rfreebern |
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| ugly shylarium is a milky, runny violet gel leeched from the blood of a sphinx. | | jessiesparkgrrlium is a cloudy, frangible scarlet solid derived from the liver of a platypus. | | Mixing ugly shylarium with jessiesparkgrrlium causes a violent chemical reaction, producing a translucent mauve potion which gives the user the power of shrinking and growing. | | Yet another fun meme brought to you by rfreebern |
::daydreaming of sexy, scary girls (Shyla and Dana) makin' out...with fish::
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hopefully, I'ma go see my Boxcar Satan boys tonight at tacoland. crazy drunken fun!
luv,
jessie-sparkgrrl
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| Saturday, August 30th, 2003
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9:37 pm - on my way to drunk as fuck
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MOJO PUPPY!!
I really want some girly sex right about now
luv,
jessie-sparkgrrl
PS- I love ya setch!
current mood: horny
current music: some silly dancy song
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8:42 pm - yummy thoughts and a battle cry...
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| Saturday, August 16th, 2003
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8:58 pm
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these are kinda entertaining. heh. Tomorrow night I lay down the back up vocals for the new Boxcar Satan cd! It's gonna be kick ass...the name of the song is Drunk on the Blood of the Lamb. hehehe....now time for a beer and to flirt with girls
luv,
jessie-sparkgrrl
PS- Last Monday night, I went to Taco Land to see Boxcar Satan and Helios Creed and the show was unbelievable! I *heart* taco land
current mood: excited
current music: Helios Creed
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